I'm probably going to offend some people with this one, but it cracked me up.
Also, something I just found out this year. I had always heard growing up that you had to register Democrat to vote in the primaries around here (Apache County), or at least to vote on most of the races. I think I even skipped a few primary elections because I thought I couldn't vote being registered an independent. Well I found out that independents can vote, they just ask for the democrat or republican ballot when they get to the polling place. Just FYI.